So to every women out there, we have all had penis experiences and many men asking us how we rated to our previous experiences.
Well the truth is, with anything in life, you get nice ones and not so nice ones. It can be compared to ice-cream!
You get Rum-and-Raisin (and no the raisins doesnt represent disease in this analogy!) rum-and-raisin being the old, everyone’s tasted, and its not so lekker anymore kinda ones. Because chicks have hearts, we often do not explain the extreme severity of their downfall to a man but for the most part we’ll avoid it. Period.
But of course there’s the other side of the spectrum. The delicious piece of man meat known as the Hagen Daas of this world. The ones that makes you wana cut it off and keep it in a jar right on your pedestal! The one we cannot keep out hands, mouth and any other part off it.
But the real question is not the bad and good ones. The real question is how you tell your man that you’ve had better. In the very same way, he has probably had better, you’ve had better. So WHEN he asked, what did you say?
Im pretty much honest in my approach to everything and so I’ve given credit where credit was due! Infact, I have already told a guy that I would like to cut his Penis off and frame it, cos its just so beautiful to look at!!! To the nice ones… I fell asleep with it in my hand, I've coiled on it, complimented it and sure as hell have given it the royal treatment!
So ladies, how would you rate your man? rum-and-raisin, vanilla/choc twirl (normal) or Haagen Daas? and for those of you who are inlove, dont let love place a biased opinion on this matter!
The Penis song. Enjoy =)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tWfosqBsOY
So, I'm curious....what makes for a good penis? Or a bad one, for that matter?
ReplyDeleteHey Mr J. so i was dreading this question... nevertheless, i have prepared for it. :) What makes for a good one is not as much size as many men tend to believe. for me, it's the simple things... 1. Hygiene: firstly i dont wana be flossing when im down there so i need to see skin instead of a hairy mess. 2. sweaty balls and a lot of excess skin is a beeeg no. 3. confidence in yoru manhood is the sexiest thing of all. not overly boastful, but not too shy either.
ReplyDeletein the very same way that not all V's are the same, no P's are the same. AS we look after ourselves, we need to look after the "things" we give to others aswell. :)
Hmm... well, that all makes sense :-) I do have a question about relative levels of hairiness though: how much is too much? I mean, should a guy be going the whole "back, sack and crack" hog? Or are we just talking a weekly trim?
Deletehahhahha! nice one! i dont mind a number one trim with the comb of your hair machine but you know what... it needs to be an all rounder. makes no sense shaving half your leg or half your armpit now does it? rule of thumb: if you rub your hand against it and the hairs changes direction then it's too long!
DeleteGood to know, thanks :) I think you've actually got the makings of an entire blog post here on penis grooming!
ReplyDeletehahhaa. yeah i was thinking of my next post... "all men hide the number of people theyve slept with from their partners" but... by what percentage are men downscaling this figure" look forward to your views on that. :)
ReplyDeleteWell I don't think anyone - men or women - answers that question honestly. So I think there should be Don't Ask Don't Tell policy :) People get hung up on numbers. I don't know that the number of people you've slept with proves that much. I mean, in my experience, some of the best sex I've had has been with girls who have only slept with one other person and some of the worst sex has been with girls who have been a bit of a village bike. (Or at least that's what they said. Who actually knows...ha, ha.) I just think, have fun, don't keep score.
DeleteLooking forward to that post :)